Christian Child's Crayon Depiction of Professor Henry Gates Wins Top Award!  
The National  Current Events Coloring Contest sees a local boy from Freehold, Iowa take the highest award!

With Michael Jackson Dead, the World  Has Become a Safer Place For Our Children!
For the first time in years, parents feel safe to allow their children to play outside.

Brother Hodge's WICCAN Hunting & Conversion Supplies At Off Season Prices! 
As followers of Jesus, we're under the New Covenant, that means we follow Christ, who fancied torturing folks instead of killing them, like His Father, God loved to do!

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Take advantage of off-season prices and equip your Baptist family with the latest Wiccan holding and hunting technology!

Disney's, "Up" The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia!  If the sight of an old man with balloons in a confined space, alone with a little boy doesn't raise concerns for your Christian family...

The Supreme Court Triple Whammy: Hispanic, Homo, Hag! Brother Hardwick's sermon sends church members into a Holy Ghost inspired, demon-stomping frenzy to take back America for Jesus!

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANT TO KNOW:
Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Women are So Ugly?  I think Michelle Obama is pretty even though she is black. But Pastor? Why and how is this possible?