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APRIL 2008 @ -LANDOVERBAPTIST.NET
& MORE!
Baptists
For Republican Faith! Praise Jesus!
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 Junior
High Vacation Bible Gun Camp!
What is There to Do at Bible Gun Camp This Summer?
Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory
contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar
sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship,
Bible skits,
and evening super surprise
game
competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless
people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter. This year, our
campers will also be visiting the ungodly children at
Camp Quest (a secular summer camp for
stupid sissies) for a drive by, "Get Your Feet Hot For Jesus"
visitation. Bring your pistols for some old fashioned soul-winning shoot-em-up
dusty foot devil dancin'!
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for More Details!
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons.
If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed
on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking
around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click
on this link and we'll help you get started on processing
your eternal security certification right away!
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