Landover Baptist University Announces New Advanced Degree in Motherhood!   Female graduates prepare for the rewarding role of wordless, smiling servitude in Baptist husbandry... Read More!>

MRS. BETTY BOWERS:
The Show Biz Report
Mrs. Betty Bowers, Landover Baptist Church's embedded reporter in the Cultural Wars, reports from America's capital of toxic waste, Hollywood. Read More>

Baptist Missionaries Remove Thousands of Jewish Prayers From Wailing Wall  Own an authentic piece of the Holy Land!  Purchase a genuine, beautifully mounted, unanswered Jewish Prayer Scroll! Full Details!>

The Secular Humanist Bible Quiz!  
What is the Lord’s opinion of those who, after critical analysis, opt for a belief structure other than Christianity? Click Here For the Answer>

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
Why Don't Jesus Just Zap All The Evildoers?  I believe from the looks of things little Ralphy, you might see the "Great Zapping" (as you eager young Christians call it) in your very own lifetime..  More!>

MRS. BETTY BOWERS:
George W. Bush's Four Point Plan for the Middle East
Dear Brother and Sisters in Tingly Apocalyptic Anticipation... Read More>

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Bible Based Sexuality  
Satan is making your soft, inviting body HIS business!  Learn how to stop those red-hot demon fingers from tickling your True Christian™ fancy! I Want to See More!>