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Registration
for Junior High Vacation Bible Gun Camp Underway!What
is There to Do?
Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory
contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar
sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible
skits, and evening super surprise game
competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless
people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter.
Who Can Come?
Landover Baptist Vacation Bible Gun Camp is for anyone who finished Grade 3 up
to those finished grade 8. Optional grade 7 for those who attended last year
and failed to kill an endangered
animal and memorize over 50 Bible verses.
Click
Here for More Details!
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons.
If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed
on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking
around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click
on this link and we'll help you get started on processing
your eternal security certification right away!
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