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Fund Raising Drive:
Imported Hand Made Italian Purple Silk, 14K Gold Embroidered, Wrinkle
Resistant Choir Robes
Proceeding last Sunday's Mormon underwear
bust, Landover Baptist cult investigators opened a warehouse
full of magic Mormon underwear they obtained during a soul-winning trip to
Salt Lake City last year. Dozens of rare (and possibly dangerous), level 64
Mormon Priestess Temple Thongs, and "I Went to Salt Lake City and All I
Got Was this Mormon Underwear," items are now being sold to unsaved
people in the Landover Baptist
Store. The
money received from sales of occult underwear will be used to purchase a
complete set of imported hand made Italian purple silk, 14K gold embroidered,
wrinkle resistant choir robes for the Landover
Baptist Senior's Choir.
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