Disney's, "Up" The Sugarcoating of Pedophilia!  If the sight of an old man with balloons in a confined space, alone with a little boy doesn't raise concerns for your Christian family, what else is it going to take?  MOVIE REVIEW & ALERT!>

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANT TO KNOW:
Why is Michelle Obama So Pretty When Most Colored Women are So Ugly?
"I think Michelle Obama is very pretty even though she is black, but her teeth are very big and don't seem to fit right into her little mouth..." MORE!>

The Supreme Court Triple Whammy: Hispanic, Homo, Hag! Brother Hardwick's Wednesday night sermon sends church members into a Holy Ghost inspired, demon-stomping frenzy to take back America for Jesus!  FULL DETAILS!>

NBC Moves Jay Leno's Anti-Christian Hate Crime Agenda to 10PM In a desperate attempt to turn his demographic against Christ, Jay Leno displays a What Would Jesus Do? thong on the Tonight Show.

Custom Designed  Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!
Baptist Architect, William Hargraves is available for design sessions with Platinum Tithers in prominent Christian communities.

Divorced Conservatives Unite to Save the Sanctity of Marriage from Homosexuals!
Ask any Republican Christian divorcee, and they'll tell you: Marriage is Sacred!  Don't let the homos win! Help us amend the Constitution to conform to mainstream (Biblical) principles MORE!>

Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things About Barack Obama! Does every family move to Canada if Obama is elected, or is it just everyone on my Daddy's side?