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Don't Worry, Jesus Was Just Being Sarcastic When He Condemned Public Prayer Church families are asked to keep all closet doors in their homes ajar during The National Day of Prayer in order to show that we acknowledge our complete understanding of when Jesus was only joking. Look At Me Pray Day!>

If You Keep Overdosing on Drugs and Don't Die, They Call You, Iron Man
Our Pastor's insightful message about the new movie, Iron Man, will provide you with the spiritual ammunition you need to confront unsaved folks who are thinking about seeing this horrible film! Movie Review>

Why True Christians Shouldn't Give a Lick About the Damned Environment
"Us folks know more about the fate of this planet than any hell-bound scientist. That's because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who invented this crazy old place to begin with!" Read More>

Do You Hate Your Mother as Much as Jesus Hated His?
Even for a Jewish mother, Mary was clearly a pest. Scripture reveals to us that she was an insufferable leech when it came to her precious Son. More!>

Betty Bowers & Her Blessed Blog
America's Best Christian™ comments on current events and political affairs! Glory! Click Here

Reader Mail!
100% Genuine E-mails sent to Landover Baptist from concerned Christian citizens. Updated with April 2008 letters to our Godly Pastor. Read!>

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Bible Based Policy for Menstruating Women Filthy females are a health risk, full of contaminants that put us all in immediate danger! More>

Jesus Commands Pastor to Burn Grandpa's Collection of Magnum PI Videos
"I'm up here today giving a testimony about my so-called struggle with homosexuality. If I don't, I'm told I'll have to find another place to worship." More!>

Barack Hussein Obama's Ties To the Nation of Islam
The Landover Baptist Department for the Study of Inferior Cultures releases a list of important findings based on reliable Christian hearsay. Learn More>

Christian Video Gaming News
Winning Souls to Christ in the World of Warcraft Christian gamers accept the challenge of sharing Christ's message in a perilous, virtual, lava-soaked, environment. Full Story>

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Baptists For Republican Faith! Praise Jesus!
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Work Begins on 2008 Christian Voter's Guide
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Baptist Sexuality
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!