Prayer Hit Squads Target Supreme Court
The Landover Baptist Board of Deacons has commissioned
the Freehold, Iowa Christian Police Department to form no less than four
Prayer Hit Squads in the next several months.
"These elite squads will be made up of
professional prayer warriors," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "We're
looking for seasoned men of God to form the most accurate prayer squads in the
country. Most recently, one of our Prayer Squads was able to get Jesus to
knock some sense into the State of South Dakota by turning it into the first True
Christian™ Hanger State. And that's a start, even if there are just a
few dozen folks living there.
Our new Prayer Hit Squads will aim their
prayers directly towards Washington DC, in hopes to spatter the walls of the
Supreme Court with the sweet blood of Jesus Christ! Glory to God!"
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