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Why Christians Shouldn't Care About the Environment
We know more about the fate of this planet than any old scientist and that's because we have a personal relationship with the Fellow who created this darn place to begin with! NEW!>

Pastor Burns Grandpa's Collection of Magnum PI Videos
"I'm standing up here in front of you all today, giving a testimony about my so-called struggle with homosexuality because if I don't, I'm told I'll have to find another place to live..." NEW!>

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Do Retardeds Go to Heaven?
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Barack Hussein Obama's Ties To the Nation of Islam
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Spring Bible Crawl & Infant Sterilization Now Underway
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The Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible! Compare the dangerously inappropriate ideas in a disgusting film to the healthy ideas children are exposed to in the Holy Bible. Read More>

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