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CRAZY EGYPTIANS JUMP START ARMAGEDDON!
Read About How Crazy Egyptians are Kicking Off the End of the World in Cairo!

Christian Girls' Guide to Spring Break Abstinence!CHRISTIAN GIRLS' Guide to Spring Break Abstinence 
To save their virginity, Christian students resort to mouth, hiney, and same sex canoodling during Spring Break.

St. Patrick's Day: Another False Holiday From the Catholics

The Truth About Saint Patrick's DayThe Terrifying Truth About Saint Patrick!
Pastor delivers a shocking children's sermon to a packed crowd of ungrateful little rebellious toddlers.  

The History of Saint Patrick's DayDo Catholics Really Need Another Excuse to Get Drunk?
Saint Patrick's Day originates from an island chock-full of potato-boiling layabouts.

Free St. Patrick's Day Christian Witnessing Gift Card & Gospel TractFREE DOWNLOAD: Leprechauns Don't Give You Eternal Life!
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"IT GETS WORSE:" Open Letter to Teenage Homosexuals

Church Struggles With Tithing Categories in Light of American Express "Black Card!"

BAPTIST COLLEGE GIRLS WANNA KNOW:
Why Did Men in Bible Times Have Giant Tallywhackers?

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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!

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