SPRING CLEANING:
New Church Policy for Menstruating Females, In Effect Immediately!  
Filthy women are a health risk, full of contaminants that put church members in immediate danger!  Learn More> 

Local Catholic Priests to Hold Traditional Boy Diddling Contest! "Nothing surprises me anymore," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "Boy diddling is so much a part of Catholic heritage that..." Read More!> 

Barack Hussein Obama's Ties To the Nation of Islam The Landover Baptist Department for the Study of Inferior Cultures releases a list of important findings based on reliable Christian hearsay.
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Betty Bowers & Her Blessed Blog  America's Best Christian™ comments on current events and political affairs! Glory! Click Here

Claim Victory in Christ Over Daily Sexual Temptations! Temptation for our those of us who minister to farm animals might be shocking to some, but to the Lord, it's another day of forgiveness! Learn More!> 

The Golden Compass Vs. The Holy Bible! Compare the dangerously inappropriate ideas in a disgusting film to the healthy ideas children are exposed to in the Holy Bible.  Read More>

NATIONAL FAMILY ACTION ALERT:
"Wii" Is Oriental For: "I Having Orgasm!"
"Oriental woman squeal out, Wii, when they experience pleasure during a sexual encounter outside of marriage," Dr. Rawlings reports. Learn More!>

Mitt Romney's Absolutely Hilarious Religious Beliefs  Mormonism is second only to Scientology as the wackiest cult Lucifer ever boiled up in the lava bubbles of the Lake of Fire!  Read More>