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Landover Baptist applauds those NBC stations that refused to air the controversial "Book of Daniel," television program.  "I join thousands of other important pastors across this country in celebrating those stations that were bold enough to take a stand against the devils who would present Christian families as anything less than perfect," said Pastor Deacon Fred.

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