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Pastor Promises Jesus' Return in 2004 -- with a
Double Your Tithe Back Guarantee to New Members!
Money will be paid to tither within 180 days of the Lord Jesus' actual return to
Earth, the fulfillment of all of the catastrophes itemized in Revelation being a
condition subsequent to any indebtedness on the part of Landover Baptist
Offshore Holding s, LLC and subject to revocation upon entreaty by the Holy
Spirit, as determined in the sole discretion of Landover Baptist Offshore
Holdings, LLC and it principals.
God
Tells Brother Pat Robertson That George W. Bush Will Win 2004 Election in a
Landslide
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons.
If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed
on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking
around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click
on this link and we'll help you get started on processing
your eternal security certification right away!
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Christ, Get a Free PlayStation 2! 
Christian
Children: Report Your Unsaved Parents to the Federal Government!
