http://www.landoverbaptist.org/60second/ en-us ℗ & © 1996-Present Day Landover Baptist Church From Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred Deacon Fred From the world's only bullet-proof pulpit, Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, delivers uplifting sermons about Hell, and an unprecedented True Christian perspective on current events and media issues. His sermons and commentary continue to be a wonderful source of inspiration for the Truly Saved on a daily basis. From the world's only bullet-proof pulpit, Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, delivers uplifting sermons about Hell, and an unprecedented True Christian perspective on current events and media issues. His sermons and commentary continue to be a wonderful source of inspiration for the Truly Saved on a daily basis. Pastor Deacon Fred webmaster@landoverbaptist.org Deacon Fred Deacon Fred joins Wolf and the morning crew at WPYX New York to talk news, entertainment, and field calls from angry listeners! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/pdf062408.mp3 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:45:52 GMT christian, atheist, humanist, convention, wiccans, halloween, christianity, satire, humor, religious nuts, wicca Deacon Fred Deacon Fred Rebukes Disney's Movie: UP! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/60second/podcastvideo/PDFonUP.mp4 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:20:00 GMT walt disney, up, the movie up,UP,disney movies,satire,religion,christian reviews,landover baptist,disney,gay,homosexuality Deacon Fred Pastor Harry Hardwick Damns Secular Humanists to Hell on the Jack E Jett Show! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/brotherharryjett021509.mp3 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:40:50 GMT jack e jett, brother harry, funny, humor, comedy, satire, religion, baptist, texas, jack e jett show Deacon Fred Video footage of Pastor Deacon Fred at the 2007 AAI Convention with Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens http://www.landoverbaptist.org/60second/podcastvideo/acon2007.mp4 30 May 2008 24:59:37 GMT christian, church video, sermon video, landover baptist, pastor deacon fred Deacon Fred Wiccan hunting season is a glorious time for Baptists everywhere, it is our chance to fight Satan and his followers right on Lucifer's Birthday, Halloween! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/zerowicca.mp3 Sat, 04 Oct 2007 19:45:52 GMT christian, atheist, humanist, convention, wiccans, halloween, christianity, satire, humor, religious nuts, wicca Deacon Fred If you define crazy as someone who substitutes science and logic for reliable heresay, Atheists should be locked in a loony bin! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/crazy.mp3 Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:15:24 GMT christian, atheist, humanist, convention, atheist convention, dawkins, hitchens, religion, reality, secular, humanism Deacon Fred People ask us why we put Jesus' face on a Thong! Well, it is quite a simple reason actually! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/thongs.mp3 Sun, 17 Sep 2007 19:04:24 GMT christian, thongs, sex, lingere, woman, skank, whore, slut, tramp, jesus, virgin, panties, parody, satire, intimate attire Deacon Fred The only people more cunning than Jehovah's Witnesses at recruiting, are the homosexuals! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/homohallway.mp3 Sun, 19 Aug 2007 16:04:24 GMT christian, back to school, homosexual, tolerance, hallway, school, kids back to school, tips, tricks, school, gay, teacher Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred is a man of his word. He has called upon major sponsors to assist in a pot luck supper to support church members who will chain themselves to the doors of multiplex theaters in order to prevent unsaved people from seeing the next witchcraft training movie, Harry Potter. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/potterblock.mp3 Mon, 21 May 2007 00:36:52 GMT christian, harry potter, witchcraft, witch, baptist, christian, usa, fundamentalist, phoenix, movie, Potter, Christian, movie review Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred lets attends a sin screen of the latest Spiderman movie and reveals to True Christians everywhere what the movie is really about. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/spiderman.mp3 Sun, 6 May 2007 18:25:57 GMT christian, spiderman, spider, arachnid, toby mcguire, spiderman 3, movie, film, parody Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred lets folks know why unsaved people should not be welcome in church, even on Easter Sunday. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/eastermessage.mp3 Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:35:30 GMT christian, easter, unsaved, bible, bunny, Easter Sunday, Easter sermon, satire Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred stays true to the Bible and gives a young man absolute Biblical advice on where God is going to send his retarded sister after she passes from this world. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/retardsinheaven.mp3 Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:30:30 GMT christian, retarded, bible, logic, answers, god, mongoloid, christian kids, stupidity, satire Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred helps young ladies by giving tips on saving their virginity during Spring Break! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/springbreak.mp3 Sun, 1 Mar 2007 20:00:30 GMT christian, nude, naked, spring break, party, girls, pastor, naked, party, cancun, datona, satire Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred recounts his terrifying Saint Patrick's Day children's sermon http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/saintpatrick.mp3 Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:00:30 GMT christian, saint patrick, catholic, march 17, island, snakes, holiday, green beer, satire Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred reads a traditional Baptist Children's Christmas Poem for your enjoyment and edification! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/christmaspoem.mp3 Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:45:30 GMT christian, christmas, santa, christian, baptist, claus, mall sit, lap, dress, jesus, satire Deacon Fred Thanksgiving is a wonderful time to share Jesus Christ with an Injun! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/injuntips.mp3 Sun, 5 Nov 2006 11:00:30 GMT christian, indian, thanksgiving, witnessing, prayer, jesus christ, baptist, satire Deacon Fred Free leftover holiday meals will be served to the homeless who confess Christ and sign an agreement http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/homeless.mp3 Sun, 5 Nov 2006 10:55:00 GMT christian, homeless, dinner, thanksgiving, holiday, meal, jesus, christ, baptist, satire Deacon Fred Who would have thoguht that something as innocent as breastfeeding could invite Lucifer into your home? http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/breastfeeding.mp3 Fri, 27 oct 2006 19:42:33 GMT christian, breast, feeding, breast feeding, sex, sexuality, sex feed, oral, oral sex, satire Deacon Fred Nothing makes God more sick than people who don't have a clue as to what they really believe in! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/sissychristians1.mp3 Fri, 27 oct 2006 10:16:33 GMT christian, jesus, hell, fire, torture, god, debate, christ, religion, satire Deacon Fred Ever wonder why Chinese people talk funny? The Bible has the answers that science can't explain! Glory to God! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/languages.mp3 Sun, 22 oct 2006 17:38:00 GMT science, logic, dawkins, language, linguistics, george bush, talking Deacon Fred Deacon Fred explains Landover's battle with the Federal Government on allowing the church to "suffer not a witch to live." http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/suffernotawitch.mp3 Tue, 17 oct 2006 15:56:00 GMT halloween, wicca, witches, witch burning, witchcraft, halloweeny Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred cuts a radio promotion for a nationwide simultaneous book burning on October 31st at every Baptist Church in America http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/potterburning.mp3 Tue, 17 oct 2006 15:51:00 GMT halloween, satire, satan, harry potter, potter, book, burning Deacon Fred We hope to have ynsaved kids so frightened out of their wits this Halloween, they will sign their lives over to Christ just to make it stop http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/tractdrop.mp3 Sun, 08 oct 2006 15:58:00 GMT halloween, vote, witness, costumes, satire, parody, christianity Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred calls on everyone to fight Liberals at the voting machines, as Demoncrats are more dangerous that the Devil himself! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/halloweencall.mp3 Sun, 08 oct 2006 15:50:00 GMT halloween, vote, democrat, election, holiday, satan, satire Deacon Fred Pastor remembers remembers the precious times he shared with young Johnny down in the church basement http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/sweetanointing.mp3 Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:55:00 GMT anoint, satire, religon, parody, baptist, catholic Deacon Fred Are we going to stop believing that folks lived to be 900 years old, that people can fly, that unicorns existed, and that the world is flat, just because some scientists say it isn't so? I don't think so! Praise Jesus! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/unicorns.mp3 Sat, 23 Sep 2006 18:40:00 GMT unicorns, bible, fact, logic, atheist, reason, science, christianity, religion Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred gives you a personal announcement regarding the official release of Landover Baptist's new book: Welcome to Jesusland from Time Warner Books http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/jesulandannounce.mp3 Sat, 09 Sep 2006 14:30:00 GMT baptist, book, announcement, time warner, new book Deacon Fred Pastor Deacon Fred reads the article: Rectums, The Resort of Choice for Well Traveled Demons, from Landover Baptist's new book, Welcome to Jesusland http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/jesuslandrectums.mp3 Sat, 09 Sep 2006 14:00:00 GMT sequins, jewlels, trends, college, clothes, baptist Deacon Fred Satan Makes Slut-Spotting Easy by Tagging Trailer Park Harlots with Easy-to-Spot Sequins http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/sequins.mp3 Sun, 06 Sep 2006 17:00:00 GMT sequins, jewlels, trends, college, clothes, baptist Deacon Fred The Sons of Noah Used Flying Dinosaurs to Transport Animals From Remote Regions of the Earth http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/sonsofnoah.mp3 Sun, 27 Aug 2006 13:00:00 GMT noah, dinosaur, song, children, ark Deacon Fred Pastor gives advice on how best to trap a live WICCAN http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/wiccantrap.mp3 Sun, 20 Aug 2006 19:00:00 GMT wicca, christianity, jesus, wiccan Pastor Deacon Fred A Favorite Hymn The Hetero Choir joins Pastor in an old fashioned sing-along. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/sweetmoses.mp3 Sun, 20 Aug 2006 19:00:00 GMT hymns, songs, christianity, moses Pastor Deacon Fred A New Twist on an Old Folk Favorite Pastor steals back the tune Bob Dylan stole from Jesus. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/fearsong.mp3 Sun, 20 Aug 2006 19:00:00 GMT politics, red, blue, state Pastor Deacon Fred Weaning a Child Past Puberty An important sermonn regarding the dangers of breastfeeding being a gateway sin! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/60second/2006/breastfeeding.mp33 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 18:00:00 GMT breast, feeding, sex, baptist