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THE GREAT SCHISM OF 2010!
How An Unsaved Boy Snuck Into Landover Baptist and Set in Motion the Largest Church Schism in Recorded History

The Official Timeline of the 2010 Landover Baptist Church Schism ~ Updated September 13, 2010

The following timeline details (in order of occurrence) the official series of events leading up to and concluding one of the largest church schisms in recorded Christian history. The schism began on May 16 and should end sometime in late September as church authorities wrap up any loose ends.

For more details on each significant historical event, simply click on the graphic or title of each event to read the full press release or article.  The Landover Baptist Board of Deacons reserves their authoritative right* to add or subtract from this timeline should new information be made available or any future events occur.

SCHISM EVENTS BY ORDER OF OCCURANCE:

Click here to visit the sermon archiveMay 16, 2010: Pastor Deacon Fred Preaches Hastily Edited, Controversial Sermon
Unfortunately, in the interest of church security and the safety of
unsaved children, Pastor's May 16 sermon is not available online.  The sermon was written by Pastor the previous week and hastily edited for scriptural insertions by Brother Harry Hardwick two hours before Sunday morning services. It is important to note that this has been a standard practice between Baptist Pastors and their Associate Baptist Pastors for the last 327 years.

Click to Read Pastor's Epistle to the UnincarceratedMay 17, 2010: Unsaved Child Lights His Penis on Fire After Hearing Sermon:  Pastor Jailed
Pastor Deacon Fred was arrested by Baptist Police Officers after Church authorities learned that an unsaved boy snuck into church without permission, heard Pastor's sermon, and lit his own penis on fire. Pastor was escorted to the Fort Madison County Jail in upstate Iowa to avoid local controversy. His secretary, Edna Denkins visited him that night and smuggled out "Pastor's Epistle to the Unincarcerated."

Click Here to watch Pastor Deacon Fred losing his religious sanity while in jailMay 28, 2010: Pastor Deacon Fred Begins to Lose His Religious Sanity in Jail
Brother Harry Hardwick, at the behest of the Board of Deacons, traveled to Fort Madison County to visit Pastor in jail. He returned to Freehold, Iowa with a disturbing video which he presented church authorities.  A decision was made to post Pastor's video on YouTube so the public would understand why church authorities were distancing themselves from Pastor.

Click Here to Read More!June 14, 2010: Brother Harry Hardwick & Mrs. Betty Bowers Take Control of Landover Baptist Church
The Board of Deacons approved by a unanimous vote to appoint  Brother Hardwick as "Rev. Pastor" and CEO of Landover Baptist Worldwide Ministries and Mrs. Betty Bowers as CFO.  An international press release was placed in addition to a fugitive alert for Sec. Edna Denkins who had taken control of Pastor Deacon Fred's Facebook account after fleeing Freehold, Iowa.

Click Here to Read More!June 26, 2010: Pastor's Wife Momentarily Breaks Through Catatonic State While Under Suicide Watch
Macel Smith, beloved wife of Pastor Deacon Fred who was sent to the church Facility in North Dakota shortly after her husband was jailed,  momentarily broke through her catatonic state. Rev. Pastor Harry's wife, Heather Hardwick by her side to call nurses to assist in sedating her.

Click Here to Read More!July 4, 2010: Thousands of Facebook Fans Rampage Remote Iowa Town to Bust Deacon Fred Out of Jail
Deacon Fred accessed a computer in the library of the Fort Madison County Iowa Jail to rally support on his behalf through the social networking site, Facebook.  Thousands of his fans and friends coordinated a strike on Fort Madison that left hundreds injured, several dead and a small town in ruins before they whisked Deacon Fred across the border to Canada.

Click Here to watch Pastor's Fugitive in Manitoba video on YouTubeJuly 15, 2010: Pastor Deacon Fred Posts Threatening Video to YouTube While Hiding in Manitoba
While a fugitive in Manitoba, Pastor Deacon Fred put together a video threatening Brother Harry Hardwick, Mrs. Betty Bowers, and the Landover Baptist Board of Deacons. He claimed to have thousands of followers with him, hiding out in the mountains. He promised a Holy War against the Landover Baptist Church if his demands were not met.

Click Here to Read This Important Press Release!July 17, 2010: Deacon Fred's Secretary, Edna Denkins Found Kidnapped & Tortured by Wiccans!
Upon seeing Pastor's video from Manitoba, the Board of Deacons hastily put together a Sin Posse to head North. Brother Hardwick, who had continuously expressed concern as to the whereabouts of Edna Denkins, put together his own team of Baptist Police Detectives to pinpoint her location.  Church members were shocked to find out what really happened to her.

Click Here to Read This Important Press Release!August 8, 2010: Sin Posse Seizes Fugitive Pastor Deacon Fred After Bloody Shootout in Manitoba!
What was thought would be a speedy military engagement, turned into over 24-hours of heavy artillery combat to capture Deacon Fred. However, 7 days later, on the long journey back to Iowa on horseback, Deacon Fred turned the Posse unto his favor. They convened with thousands of others waiting 5-miles North of the border. Deacon Fred planned to lead his army to rescue his wife Macel and secretary, Edna Denkins from The Facility in North Dakota and then on further south to Freehold, Iowa where he would take back control of the Landover Baptist Church.

Click Here to Read This Important Press Release!August 29, 2010: Pastors Reunite & Reconcile at Glen Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally!
Two days before the Glen Beck rally, Brother Hardwick was able to send a text message to Deacon Fred asking for a truce to be held in what he believed would be forever known as a day almost as significant to America as July 4, 1776 and December 7, 1941.  Pastor Deacon Fred and his "Army of the Lord" were nearing the Facility in North Dakota, but he agreed to be picked up by helicopter and then flown to Washington, DC with Rev. Pastor Hardwick.

Click Here to Read This Important Press Release!September 5, 2010: Child Allegedly Emasculated Is Not a Eunuch After All!
Church officials working together with the FBI, located and arrested Elijah Gonzalez, the young boy who allegedly lit his penis on fire after hearing Pastor Deacon Fred's sermon on May 16.  Church records revealed that Elijah's mother, Ezra Gonzalez joined Landover Baptist Church less than a year ago. Full details of this latest development are available through this link!

 

*Landover Baptist Church Policy and Regulations Manual: Chapter 84, Page 1,842, Paragraph 3

 



 

 



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