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NATIONAL HEADLINES - AUGUST 2009:

Obama's Death Squads Target  the Nightmares of America's Children!  

Freehold, Iowa - World renowned Pastor and child Counselor, Deacon Fred  received a troubling letter from a concerned homeschooler that disturbed him so greatly, he ordered it to be posted onto the World Wide Web so that every American can see it.

A Christian Child's Depiction of The Future!

Click Here for a Larger Image of This Christian Child's Nightmare About Obama's Death Squads

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This innocent drawing from a concerned Christian child, is a tell-tale sign that things are NOT well in the Land of the Free! Politics are one thing! But when you start putting strange ideas into the precious minds of American children, well - that's a whole different kettle altogether, Mr. President!

 - Pastor Deacon Fred

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Conservative experts are learning that innocent children across America are having trouble sleeping at night.  They live in constant fear.  They can't stop thinking about President Obama's diabolical plan to mandate Death Squads to kill their grandparents, and take from them everything they hold dear!  Their screams can be heard across the nation and our tears are falling into a puddle that cries out for restoration!

Respected Creation Scientist and Christian Child Psychologist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards says, "There is not enough children's sleep-aid medication on hand to deal with this epidemic! Kids are worried about the future! They're worried that President Obama is going to order residents of every nursing home in our Great Nation outside and simply shoot them all!   They are terrified that President Obama is going to sneak up to their window at night and put a bullet into the head of a  retarded cousin sleeping in the corner!  The only way these nightmares can end is for Mr. Obama to stop talking about health care, and to focus on more important issues, like mandating morning prayers over loud speakers to the Lord Jesus Christ in public schools! 

 

 

 

 

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