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Suffering for Jesus in Luxury in Saint James, Barbados
Our
2018 Platinum Tither Conference at
Sandy Lane Luxury Island Resort
 Freehold,
Iowa - Landover Baptist is proud to announce that the Annual
Platinum Tither Conference in St James, Barbados is completely sold
out! Major Donors, VIC's (Very Important Christians), and Pastors will be spending an
incredible, Christ-centered week (June 26 - August 1) at
the Sandy Lane Luxury Golf and Spa
Resort. Christian couples were booked at a $27,000.00 flat rate and $35,000.00 for
the Senior Saints' "Golden Pillow," pass. The resort is reserved
for Landover Baptist affiliates only! And we are happy
to publish the fact that the location will be entirely cleared
of all unsaved persons for the whole week! Guests will be
pleased to know they won't have to waste time witnessing to the help and can enjoy the entirety of
their Christian vacation, guilt-free!
The 2018 conference will focus primarily on Pastor Deacon Fred's teaching series: "Convenient Things to Do Before the Lord Returns." Guests will attend chapel services each morning and a pre-dinner sermon where Pastor will discuss the benefits of the American Christian lifestyle, prayerfully invoking both comfort and insight as he provides guests with a laundry list of
leisurely Bible-based activities to enhance and assuage their daily lives. "Since the Gospel has already been preached to every nation,
we are now called upon to abide and dally in the lap of the
Lord," says Pastor. "And I've got to tell you, there are plenty of things to do while we sit around and wait for Jesus to show
up, and this conference is just a start!. Christian couch manufacturer, Jim
Titular will be attending the conference to explain how his furniture
ministry allows us to tarry for the Lord in the utmost comfort."
Room Amenities
- 900 square foot duplex suites with
private prayer verandahs
- 24/7 True Christian ™ Butler service
- 56 inch plasma wide-screen television with interactive entertainment systems, stereo, private communion bar and personal in-room safe
- Custom multi-spray shower and steam bath, heated
mirrors
- Sheepskin leather bound Gideon Bibles in each nightstand
- Pillow menu with 13 options (Golden Pillow pass only)
- Separate powder room and full-service beach front
menstra-huts for pre-menopausal female guests
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Daily Activities
- Annual Landover Baptist Senior Saints shuffle board tournament
- "Blessed are the Poor," bullet proof
limousine convoy tour of the inland (Tuesday afternoon only)
- Devotional massage therapy
- TBN Network in-suite 24/7 in glorious high definition
- Helicopter tours of ancient
heathen ruins
- Fishers of Men deep sea fishing expeditions (7 AM - 11AM Daily)
- Search for the Treasure of God's Heart™ shipwreck diving expeditions (1 PM - 4PM Daily)
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Special Note From Pastor Deacon Fred to Church Members Back Home:
Remember friends, if you didn't make the list for this year's conference, you are still on the Lord's list in the book of life. Although your name might be further down, Jesus still considers you precious in His sight. Some are called by Him to receive mansions in Glory and others to spend eternity in luxury
condominiums on Salvation Boulevard. Just be happy you are saved, and won't end up having your hiney roasted for eternity on the devil's skillet in hell.
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